Dear Businesses Who Shove Flyers Under My Windshield Wipers,
Yes, I know you are not to be trifled with, and yes, I know you’ve already have a lease on a sweet spot in Hell’s food court for the afterlife, but I am reckless and crazy, so I will ask you to PLEASE STOP PUTTING STUFF UNDER MY WINDSHIELD WIPERS! I don’t care that sweet and sour shrimp is the lunch special at Ann Arbor’s newest Chinese restaurant. And I don’t care that I can get free chicken wings with the purchase of two medium pizzas on U of M game days.
Also getting chicken wings from a pizza place is a bad idea. Seriously.
Love,
Stacy
Solving our junk.
1 hour ago
3 comments:
You better watch your back now!
I never notice these until I'm actually in my car and then it's a safety hazard as I try to read which law firm I should now hate the most. Then again, maybe they cause the safety hazards on purpose hoping I'll get in an accident and need an accident attorney....I hate them even more now.
I'm like Sarakastic. I notice it has it's flapping in my view as I drive down some dangerous highway on which I cannot stop. I feel like walking around the parking lot, collecting them all and bringing them to the store. Just tossing them in the door yelling, "You lost these!"
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